When your dirty secrets end up on the Internet, Tosh.0 is there. Click the gif to watch.
"Honestly. It’s for gay people & women. That’s it."
Why thank you.
You can’t see me but I’m rubbing my nipples in tight circles for you.
Justin Beiber’s pants are actually just long sleeve shirts upside down.
Absolutely. There’s been no scientific evidence to prove that it will bring you any luck but there’s also none that says that it won’t.
”Maybe everyone doesn’t deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can’t you? ”