comedycentral:

When your dirty secrets end up on the Internet, Tosh.0 is there. Click the gif to watch.

comedycentral:

When your dirty secrets end up on the Internet, Tosh.0 is there. Click the gif to watch.


"Honestly. It’s for gay people & women. That’s it."

"Honestly. It’s for gay people & women. That’s it."

#daniel tosh #tosh.0 #gay marriage #my stuff #gif 

vaginawizard:

Why does anyone watch Daniel Tosh? He’s such a piece of shit.

Your blog is beautiful

Why thank you.

You can’t see me but I’m rubbing my nipples in tight circles for you.

#ask #sindhole-de-mayo #i want enchilladas now #Tosh.0 #daniel tosh 

Justin Beiber’s pants are actually just long sleeve shirts upside down.

Justin Beiber’s pants are actually just long sleeve shirts upside down.

#daniel tosh #justin beiber #tosh.0 #tosh #funny #fucking yankees 
Anonymous asked:
Can you take a shit on my chest for good luck?

Absolutely. There’s been no scientific evidence to prove that it will bring you any luck but there’s also none that says that it won’t.

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#ask #daniel tosh #tosh.0 #tosh 

 ”Maybe everyone doesn’t deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can’t you? ”

 ”Maybe everyone doesn’t deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can’t you? ”